arnazingphil:

keirushi:

arnazingphil:

hello my baby

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hello my honey

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hello my ragtime gal

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WHAT IS GOING ON

send me a kiss by wire

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baby my heart’s on fire

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enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

technicaldifficultiess:

I am so glad “has anyone seen a rare occurance yet?” is still sort of an ongoing joke and gets better as time goes on or when everyone almost forgets about it

sianlooke:

unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)

~Page 1 of my dumb comic~

~Page 1 of my dumb comic~

xxxyoulikeitornot:

sallysmith75:

Very true…..

Its instagram for me…

xxxyoulikeitornot:

sallysmith75:

Very true…..

Its instagram for me…

gavinofee:

when u rub ur eyes and forget you’re wearing eyeliner

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fuckrag:

rooferfeef:

this-will-be-the-gay:

this-will-be-the-gay:

arrival-layne:

hasana-chan:

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE 

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"Be my son, Daniel"

by: fedoracat

WHERE IS THE OOBLECK ONE?! QUICK, RWBY FANDOM- FIX THIS POST

I got it!!! Made by

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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Url inspired graphic for team-lads-ass [request here]

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever


I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.